White Widow Auto CBD gave me exactly what I needed—balance. The high is gentle, relaxing without fogging me up. I use it mid-day when I need to take the edge off but still get things done. Plants stayed short, perfect for my closet grow, and produced tight, frosty buds with a light earthy-pine scent.
King’s Kush Auto CBD gave me the calm without the crash. Super smooth, relaxing body high but I’m still functional and clear-headed. Perfect for winding down without feeling wiped. Grew compact and frosty—smelled earthy with a touch of grape. Easy to manage in my small tent.
Super Lemon Haze Auto CBD is a beauty. Smells like fresh lemons with a sugary twist, and the smoke is mellow with a clean head. Gave me clear focus and chill vibes without knocking me out—perfect for work-from-home days. Grew fast under 18/6 lights, super low maintenance. Shoutout to Dutchman for fast shipping and top-notch service as always.
Exodus Cheese CBD Auto gave me the best of both worlds—mild, clear-headed effects with that nostalgic cheesy funk I’ve missed. Perfect for daytime use without the paranoia. Grew fast and stayed compact, ideal for my small balcony grow in Toronto. Shipping from Dutchman was quick and discreet, plus I grabbed it on one of their email flyer deals. Total win.
Afgooey is straight fire! This girl stacked chunky, sticky colas that reek of earthy gas with a hint of sweet funk. Grew her indoors and she loved the nutrients—super hungry, super rewarding. The high hits heavy behind the eyes and melts you into the couch. Perfect for pain and sleep. Got the seeds quick and fresh from Dutchman—customer service was on point too when I had a question. Will be running this again for sure.
AMS is a lifesaver for outdoor growers in Ontario. Our summers get stupid humid, and this girl didn’t flinch. No mold, no rot—just fat, healthy buds with a citrusy pine smell that punched through the wet air. Grew like a champ in my backyard. Definitely recommend this one if you’re growing in the Great Lakes zone. Dutchman shipped fast too—had my seeds in under a week.
Ran AMS outdoors in a super humid season—no mold, no stress, just chunky buds and that sweet pine-citrus funk. She handled everything I threw at her. High is mellow, clear, and perfect for daytime vibes. Great for folks who need something stable with solid genetics. Props to Dutchman Seeds—got mine fast and even scored a little discount from their email flyer.
Damnesia hits like a wave of pure energy. Grew tall and strong in my tent—loved the stretch during flower. Buds came out long, frosty, and LOUD. Got a fruity-lemon thing going on with a spicy kick. High is all in the head at first, but creeps into the body later—perfect for daytime chillin’. Got my pack quick thanks to Dutchman’s solid shipping. Definitely reordering.
Persian Pie is pure poetry in plant form. She grew effortlessly under my LED setup, flowering into dense, frosted buds with a citrus-cream aroma that filled the whole room. The smoke is dreamy—like floating through a golden haze at sunset. Deep relaxation, no crash. One of the most unique highs I’ve had. Big thanks to Dutchman for fast shipping and quality seeds. This one’s staying in my rotation for good.
Got this in one of their email promos—solid discount. Buds were chunky and super frosty. Can’t complain. Germed 5/5 and all were healthy.
Dense nugs, heavy trichomes, and a couchlock that had me melted like butter. Grew fast, fat buds—no fluff. Got the beans fast from Dutchman. Respect.
Money Maker is straight-up knockout weed. Grew short and chunky, smelled sweet while flowering. After a few hits I was glued to the couch and craving snacks hard. Slept like a baby after. Not for daytime unless you got zero plans. Total chill strain.
Didn’t expect much but Big Bang surprised me. Grew easy, looked good, smelled kinda fruity and weird — in a good way. First hit didn’t feel like much, then boom — it hits hard. Super relaxing, had me zoned out watching YouTube for hours. Solid night strain.
Got baked off this and just vibed hard. Kinda spicy taste, but not bad. Grew it in my room, didn’t really do much and it still came out nice. Buds were chunky. Smoked it with the boys — everyone got quiet and happy lol. Good weed.
I grabbed Banana Krumble 'cause I’m a sucker for anything that smells like fruit and wrecks your whole night (in a good way lol). Grew her in a closet setup, nothing fancy, and she still came out thicc and frosty. Took about 9 weeks to finish but worth the wait.
The smell during flower? Straight-up banana bread with a funky twist. Like someone spilled gas on dessert. Real weird but kinda addictive. Buds were sticky and dense as hell — grinder cried every time.
The high hits heavy behind the eyes first, then your whole body turns into melted butter. Great for knocking out after a long day or zoning out to Netflix with snacks. Don’t expect to do anything productive tho. Docked half a star ‘cause I wish the yield was a bit bigger, but the quality makes up for it.
Runtz Fast Flowering blew me away — both in how quick it finished and how good it smoked. This thing was ready in just under 8 weeks from flip, which is wild considering how frosty and dense the buds came out. Didn’t expect that kind of quality from such a fast finisher.
Smell during flower was insane — straight candy with this funky, peppery kick. Had to crank up the carbon filter. Harvested a little over 400g/m² in my 4x4 tent, which was better than expected.
The high? Euphoric and relaxing. First few tokes make you smile for no reason, then it melts into a smooth body calm without knocking you out. Great after-dinner smoke. Tastes like fruity sugar with a bit of gas on exhale.
If you want that Runtz flavor without the wait, this one’s a no-brainer.
I grabbed Critical Mass CBD because I wanted something I could enjoy without getting absolutely wrecked. Mission accomplished. This strain is gentle, but in the best way possible — super chill, no anxiety, and just enough THC to smooth out the edges without sending my brain into orbit.
Grew her outdoors last summer and she stayed compact but pumped out fat, sticky buds with a sweet, earthy smell and just a touch of citrus. Minimal fuss, stayed healthy the whole run. Great for beginners or people who want to grow some medicine at home.
Vaping it before bed is perfect. Eases my back pain, helps me sleep like a log, and I still wake up clear-headed. If you're after mellow vibes and medical relief without the paranoia, this one’s gold.
This is hands down one of the easiest strains I’ve ever grown. Dinafem’s Critical+ is like that friend who shows up, does all the work, and still smells amazing doing it. Grew her indoors in a basic setup and she didn’t complain once. Fast finisher too — I chopped at 7.5 weeks and was already getting slapped in the face by the lemon-skunky funk halfway through flower.
The smoke? Mellow but uplifting. Great after-work strain when you wanna unwind without becoming furniture. I’ve had friends come over, take a few hits, and just start vibing and chatting like it’s a therapy session. Definitely a keeper — she’s staying in the rotation.
Moby Dick #2 is not for the faint of heart — this strain hits. I smoked a bowl thinking I’d clean the garage... ended up sitting on the couch contemplating the universe for a good hour. It’s like a cerebral sledgehammer that clears your mind, then fills it with wild, creative energy.
The taste is earthy with some lemony-spice kick — smooth on inhale, but it expands fast, so take it slow. High lasted a solid 3-4 hours and didn’t drop me into any crash. Just a strong, clear, slightly psychedelic vibe. Honestly, if you like strains that make you overanalyze your entire life in a good way, this is the one.
This was my first time running Santa Sativa and I’m seriously impressed. I grow indoors in a tent, and while she definitely stretched more than I expected (typical sativa behavior), the payoff was huge — literally. With some topping and training early on, she filled out beautifully. Buds were dense for a sativa, glittering with trichomes, and carried that classic Haze aroma with a citrusy twist.
I fed her heavy — she’s a hungry girl — but she responded well and stayed healthy throughout. Flowering took around 10 weeks, but the patience paid off. Final yield was above average, and the potency is no joke. Definitely recommend for intermediate to advanced growers with vertical space to spare. She’s a beast.
Had good communication and great service from this company, plus got my stuff pretty fast, very impressed will be ordering again
Top notch service and quality seeds. All original sealed breeder packaging. Easy ordering fast shipping. Highly recommended 👌
I just dried an early sample of this strain grown outdoors and can't stop puffing it. I harvested the rest of the plant Oct 6th and while trimming I got a pronounced Ginger smell on my fingers. The smoke after taste is Thai spice, ginger, sage, hint of pine, a little earthy and light wood. On some puffs I taste a bit of linalool as well. I look forward to popping some more beans of this cross
I have purchased seeds from Dutchman seeds twice this past month. Communication throughout the process was prompt and the shipment arrived same week. They are a great source for seeds in Canada.
Extremely happy with the whole experience from ordering to delivery, including the ‘long weekend deal’ and despite my error of the payment not going through the first time. My favorite part by far though is receiving 2 free Mac-n-cheese autos. Unexpected and I’ve always wanted to try it. Thanks for being a great company!